Home >
Entertainment And Recreation >
Humor
"bless her heart" - said after making a negative comment about someone "She is not too smart, bless her heart"
"he's like a one-legged man in an a__-kicking contest" - someone is working hard, but getting nothing accomplished
"off like a herd of turtles"
"love in a cottage is he__ in a hut" - love
...read all
ku'lowkeweeu'lizum [n] a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech, an expression, a local or regional dialect expression.
I always remember my grandparents using such colorful quotes and sayings when I was growing up. Later, when
...read all
Copyright "The Quipping Queen" 2005.
MARCH MADNESS & MERRIMENT!
-- Or, eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in March 2005 --
**Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon
Let's see…it's March. According to the Calendar of Quips, it's definitely the third
...read all
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005
-- CASHING IN ON CANOODLING!--
...Hmmm…is love really in the air ...or am I just running on fumes from my old jalopy?
- By Theolonius McTavish, a patently absurd roving reporter with oodles of time on his hands to engage in spurious shenanigans likes this one
...read all
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2005.
BRING OUT YOUR INNER ROMEO OR Juliet!
-- Or, where to find a romantic rendez-vous to reconnoiter? -
By Theolonius McTavish, currently a ribald roving reporter (with an abiding interest in arcane topics like curious, odd, or downright postively playful placenames),
...read all