Once upon a time there lived a beautiful young girl called Rindercella. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right

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Getting Older These are the views of one person. One and the same person. The only difference is the change of views as the person gets older. Before I leave school - Old people are smelly and wee the floor at old peoples homes. They are always grumpy and tell you off a lot Age 21 -35 - Old people

I once found myself in a rough area of town on a business appointment. My directions told me that I was to visit a corner shop and talk to the owner about some new financing for the purchase of his property. Eventually I found the battered shop in a local street known as 'bomb alley'. Litter was all

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