Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved. HO HO HO MEMORANDUM TO: All employees FROM: The Management DATE: December 2, 2004 RE: Reducing the Unintended Consequences of Getting into "The Holiday Spirit" Following recommendations from SHE (our Safety, Health and Enviromental

Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved. -- SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS -- Every year the Ho-Ho-Ho-ing chap in the red tunic with the white whiskers gets inundated with some pretty balmy questions. So this year, I asked him if he wouldn't mind responding to twenty-five odd, obscure,

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Some consideration must be made for the many memory inconsistencies of Thick Mick. He does his best! When I was no more than the size of a mediocre ostrich egg, I got my first computer. The year was 0001 A.D. Now, no more than myself, it wasn't much to look at. We had no electricity; so needless

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed like that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender and throw myself on the mercy of the gang. Simultaneously, and in hi-fi stereophonic sound, the